My good bad fortune (Story)

My Good Bad Fortune

By Caroline.F

I Hop out of my bed, And my alarm clock doesn’t ring. How strange i’m not all drowsy and sleepy and lazy. As i always am. but instead i’m kind of happy to be awake! I go into the bathroom… And i look in the mirror..And Scream.But it doesn’t sound like a scream. it sounds more like..

An alarm clock! I was dreaming! Thank the lord! I throw  my alarm clock out the window. And seem happy as i hear it smash and break as it falls to the ground..

I Flop back into my bed and fake sleep until Someone notices… Uh oh i know that smell… The smell of a shop full of scented candies… Wait no… Right on queue in walks “ELLEN”. Wait for the permanent boredom to begin Ellen is about to go ballistic until..

Right on queue in walks “DAD’’. I see where this is going so i grab my backpack lock myself in the bathroom, and Spray Ellen's Perfume all over me instead of having a shower, And jumped out the window. Finally i got past them.

Getting past a Naggy Big sister and a Dad is hard work You should thank me.Then i see Coco Mr Kellerman's dog. Coco is the ultimate “DOG NERD”.He's afraid of mailmen,He drinks from puddles,And don’t try throwing him a ball. the last time i did it Coco ended up the hospital getting his stomach pumped. But i don’t want to put down Coco he's a dog. All dogs are good in my journal except for those hairless little Chihuahuas. They give me the “Creeps”.

Dogs are lucky i say. You don’t need to worry about Teachers,Big sisters… Especially Alarm clocks. I reach into my bag and pulled out a Chinese Snack bag full of leftover Dumplings, Fried rice, Noodles… “Whats that?” Says Elijah “Food” I Reply

“Not the food”..Elijah says while smirking with his hand over his mouth..He points at my pants…I Take a good look at my pants.Then i forgot to take out the maltesers out of my back pocket last night...And it looked like i pooped my pants...Well it was a long story..

I went to a party last night and stuffed random foods in my back pocket...I ate everything when i got home..except for the maltesers.. Elijah laughs so hard he falls to the ground.I whack him with my dictionary to give him a piece of my mind.

All of a sudden right on queue in walks “JEREMIAH”..He's running so hard...Then suddenly stops halfway.Then takes a looong look at my pants.Then faints and then 10 seconds later he sits up and laughs his head off...When he makes it to me and elijah...Elijah is exhausted of laughing but he's still giggling..Jeremiah is not exhausted of laughing and he's still laughing his head off.until...

“RACE YOU ALL TO SCHOOL!!!”...Shouts jeremiah (while he is still laughing).Jeremiah is taking over elijah...I take over Elijah ha! My turbo speeds taking over.I pass Jeremiah! Then my shoes get stuck in the mud..Wait it's not mud..Its Quicksand!!! I struggle to try and get out…

I finally get out of the quicksand...Wait it's not quicksand..It's cement! I when i make it into class...The cement turns into a big block of stone stuck to my arm legs and torso...Everybody laughs as i sit onto my desk..

Then Mrs Scones comes in with a boy..I pray that it's not a new student...Then Mrs scones  shouts this is “Arthur” he's a new student..Great i mumble..Jeremiah tosses me the pom poms and i stand on my desk and do the “Welcome dance”, But What's more embarrassing is..

Everybody is staring at my pants..Then Everybody starts laughing their head off everybody except for Arthur… “Im very sorry Arthur” Mrs Scones says... “Is this how you welcome the new peoples?” Arthur says in a Curious way “Yes of course” i reply..

Then the bell rings..Why am i still sitting here? Because i have another period of Social studies with Mrs Scones “Ok Everybody” Says Mrs Scones...Wait for the Yakking to begin.. “Yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak Oh and by the way we have a test next week yak yak yak”...

To be continued..